Gavin: I'm going to wade back across the river to get my horse.

Jason: NO! I'm already bringing your horse to you!

Patrick: I think you've lost your horse privileges for a while.

Hunter: You need to revoke his idea privileges instead.

John: Are the pieces of the cut ferry rope still attached on either side?

Hunter: Yes, they are still there.

Gavin: Okay, I can untie the section on my side and...

John: THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING

Hunter: You've made it across the river.

Gavin: Yes!

Hunter: Without your horse.

Gavin: Yes.

Hunter: And without bringing one end of a length of rope to help everyone else get across.

Gavin: Yes...

Hunter: So how did you going first help the party in any way?

Gavin: Uh...

Dianne: You can't gank your commanding officer on the first session!

Hunter: I'm not going to! I'm just PLANNING to!

Hunter: There are three horses still up, one of which is severely wounded.

Tom: Put that one out of its misery.

Karen: We have healers!

Tom: Fine! Use the primal forces of creation to keep the glue factory churning!

Hunter: Well, he's dead. And you have another horse.

Hunter: Karen?

Karen: My initiative is 5...

Jason: That's FIVE times your last initiative!

Karen:  ...Thanks.