Eric: I don't know if you meant to, but you're really coming off as...
Hunter: Yiddish?
Eric: Yeah, the character's totally coming off as Yiddish.
James: She can't be Jewish. She gave me a PORK sandwich!
I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
September 06, 2017
Jason: It's like the movie Bio-Dome, except with undead. And geese.
Karen: So what happens to the thirteen girls this guy had turned into trees?
Hunter: Nine, now.
Karen: Oh yeah, my fireball...
Hunter: Nine, now.
Karen: Oh yeah, my fireball...
::Talking about a regenerating villain::
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
::Talking about a regenerating villain::
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
::Talking about a regenerating villain::
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
::Talking about a regenerating villain::
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.
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