Hunter: Two of the Chasind Stalkers attack Jason's character.
Jason: Go ahead and rip me apart, then.
Hunter: To shreds, you say?
I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
Showing posts with label Dragon Age. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dragon Age. Show all posts
November 19, 2016
Gavin: I'm going to wade back across the river to get my horse.
Jason: NO! I'm already bringing your horse to you!
Patrick: I think you've lost your horse privileges for a while.
Hunter: You need to revoke his idea privileges instead.
Jason: NO! I'm already bringing your horse to you!
Patrick: I think you've lost your horse privileges for a while.
Hunter: You need to revoke his idea privileges instead.
John: Are the pieces of the cut ferry rope still attached on either side?
Hunter: Yes, they are still there.
Gavin: Okay, I can untie the section on my side and...
John: THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING
Hunter: Yes, they are still there.
Gavin: Okay, I can untie the section on my side and...
John: THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING
Hunter: You've made it across the river.
Gavin: Yes!
Hunter: Without your horse.
Gavin: Yes.
Hunter: And without bringing one end of a length of rope to help everyone else get across.
Gavin: Yes...
Hunter: So how did you going first help the party in any way?
Gavin: Uh...
Gavin: Yes!
Hunter: Without your horse.
Gavin: Yes.
Hunter: And without bringing one end of a length of rope to help everyone else get across.
Gavin: Yes...
Hunter: So how did you going first help the party in any way?
Gavin: Uh...
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