June 29, 2016

Hunter: You round the stable to find Nael with some villagers, apparently escaping from the building.

Tom: "These are my peasants! Get your own!"
Patrick: We just witnessed a Half-orc Barbarian beat a High Elf Wizard at chess. The Demon Lords are truly rising.
Patrick: Fire Elementals can't melt steel beams!

Eli: The Rise of Tiamat was an inside job! Don't you know wizards can track your sending stone?!

June 14, 2016

Karen: My Initiative is 4...

Jason: That's twice your previous initiative!

Karen: Thank you...

June 03, 2016

Jason: I don't need any healing.  Apparently I can't be hit.

Patrick: I can't be hit if I have something to hide behind...

Tom: And I can't be hit if I'm on the other side of the planet.  So what?