Hunter: His mind is completely destroyed. Only powerful magic like Wish, Miracle, or Greater Restoration can bring it back.

Jason: can we kill him and bring him back?

Hunter: Theoretically that would work.

Jason: Well, it would be better for our reputation if we don't kill him. Oh wait, Greater Restoration costs 5000 gold. It's cheaper to kill him and cast Reincarnate.

Tom: What's the name of your intelligent dagger?

John: "Death's Caress."

 Tom: We have the most horrible equipment.

Hunter: Cloakers drop from the trees and envelop one of the Comte's footmen, killing him.

Tom: Did I like him?

Hunter: Probably not, knowing your character.

Dianne: "Do you feel any different with the collar on?"

Tom: "It says it's magic."

Dianne: "Can you take it off?"

Tom: "Any time I want."

Dianne: "How about now?"

Tom: "... I don't want to."

Hunter: A voice in your head tells you to put the collar on.

Tom: Okay. I'll start to put the collar on. "This thing is telepathic or something."

John: "Do you always listen to voices in your head?"

Karen: "He's got a bag of crazy cats instead of a brain. How could this be any worse than his other ideas?"

Karen: Oh. You changed back into you?

Jason: Yes! I need armor! There are 15 werewolves!

Jason: I'm going to buy baubles and jewelry to help make us look like we're skilled at trade and talk instead of stupid and bad at all people skills.

Karen: That was a lot of work for a result of "you can't do shit."

Hunter: Neither of you notice anything until a raspy voice whispers menacingly in Orthar's ear: "What are you doing here?"

Tom: "Uh... Keeping watch?"

Jason: I'm going to re-consecrate this temple to the most obscure good I can think of.

Tom: Dedicate it to a swamp good.

Hunter: Do you even HAVE the consecrate spell on your spell list?

Jason: I don't need the consecrate spell to change the iconography.

Jason: It's like the movie Bio-Dome, except with undead. And geese.

Karen: So what happens to the thirteen girls this guy had turned into trees?

Hunter: Nine, now.

Karen: Oh yeah, my fireball...

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

Tom: Didn't we get some samurai to help us?

Hunter: They're stationed outside to catch any vampires that try to escape.

Tom: So they're helping story-wise but not in any meaningful way.

Jason: Wait a minute.  Just let the vampires leave; it's daylight outside.

Jason: I translate what the vampires are threatening and tell everyone to back away.

Dianne: I move in and Channel positive energy.

Hunter:  "Good" is a meaningless syllable to you people...

Gavin: I'm going to pick a fight with some samurai.

Tom: How the hell did your character survive this long in Dark Sun?

Gavin: He's part of a secret society.

Tom: Yeah, but one that would have killed him for constantly drawing attention to himself!