Hunter: There are three horses still up, one of which is severely wounded.

Tom: Put that one out of its misery.

Karen: We have healers!

Tom: Fine! Use the primal forces of creation to keep the glue factory churning!

Hunter: Well, he's dead. And you have another horse.

Hunter: Karen?

Karen: My initiative is 5...

Jason: That's FIVE times your last initiative!

Karen:  ...Thanks.

Hunter: The snipers will target Lorelia, because the PC's do not have a copyright on murdering unarmed women.

Hunter: You know, from my perspective this is totally justified because I know this NPC  a bad guy. But from any other perspective in game Jason is just beating some fruit peddler over the head with a lute for no discernable reason.

Tom: Damn exploding balls! Always running into our women!

Tom: "Technology! When has THAT ever benefited anyone?"

Hunter: You've gotten all the pertinent info you can get from the Trolloc.

John: "Should we dispatch it?"

Patrick: Come on, little fella! Back to your family!

::Perception check::

Jason: "23."

Tom: "23."

::Initiative::

Jason: "19."

Tom: "19."

::Survival check::

Jason: "18."

Tom: "18."

Jason: Cut it out, dammit.

::After stealing horses from every enemy they come across::

Jason: We might as well just start a side business in horse trading...

Tom: Time to do what I do best: Murdering unarmed women!

Hunter: The inn's roof is on fire. What do you do?

Patrick: I need to save our mounts!  I de-stabilize our horses!

Hunter: The inn's roof is on fire. What do you do?

Patrick: I need to save our mounts!  I de-stabilize our horses!

Hunter: You round the stable to find Nael with some villagers, apparently escaping from the building.

Tom: "These are my peasants! Get your own!"

Jason: I don't need any healing.  Apparently I can't be hit.

Patrick: I can't be hit if I have something to hide behind...

Tom: And I can't be hit if I'm on the other side of the planet.  So what?

Patrick: I'm going to shoot at the horse.

Hunter: Why not the soldiers riding the horses?

Patrick: I don't want to attract their attention!

Tom: Yes, because they'll just ignore you trying to shoot their mounts out from under them.