I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
October 20, 2016
Hunter: Being from Tevinter, this whole celebration is charmingly barbaric at best, to you.
John: I was already looking down on them for being peasants; I'll break my neck trying to look down my nose at them even more...
Hunter: You know, from my perspective this is totally justified because I know this NPC a bad guy. But from any other perspective in game Jason is just beating some fruit peddler over the head with a lute for no discernable reason.