July 13, 2016

::After stealing horses from every enemy they come across::

Jason: We might as well just start a side business in horse trading...
Tom: Time to do what I do best: Murdering unarmed women!
Hunter: The inn's roof is on fire. What do you do?

Patrick: I need to save our mounts!  I de-stabilize our horses!
Hunter: The inn's roof is on fire. What do you do?

Patrick: I need to save our mounts!  I de-stabilize our horses!
Hunter and Dianne: ::Singing "Go Down Moses"::

Patrick: What is that?

Dianne: An old Negro Spiritual.

Hunter: You can tell I was afraid of sounding racist: I hesitated to say "Negro."

Jason: I don't even like to say "Black" in Spanish.

June 29, 2016

Hunter: You round the stable to find Nael with some villagers, apparently escaping from the building.

Tom: "These are my peasants! Get your own!"
Patrick: We just witnessed a Half-orc Barbarian beat a High Elf Wizard at chess. The Demon Lords are truly rising.