September 11, 2013

Amanda: "I'm going to sneak into your pants real quick."

Chris: "Says the date rapist."

Amanda: "This isn't a date."
Bryan: Oh good.  I dodged the pistols only to be hit by the white-hot doom rifles.
Bryan: "Look, we know you don't actually like kids.  You like the tender, succulent meat ON kids."
Eli: "Cape Boy there got me all riled up but didn't finish the job."

Jerry: "Men."
Bryan: [fighting supervillain called the Mirror] "You should know that Redeemers in the Mirror are more dangerous than they appear!"

[groans around the table]

Jerry: "Seven years of bad jokes..."