I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
May 27, 2016
Patrick: I'm going to shoot at the horse.
Hunter: Why not the soldiers riding the horses?
Patrick: I don't want to attract their attention!
Tom: Yes, because they'll just ignore you trying to shoot their mounts out from under them.