I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
February 23, 2017
Hunter: ::rolls large handful of damage dice:: Aww... That's not nearly as much as I wanted.
Tom: You just blew somebody's arm off and you're complaining about it not being a critical hit!