I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
February 23, 2017
Hunter: I dismiss my Evard's Black Tentacles.
John: I charge the elf.
Tom: The elf ceases to be violated by tentacles and is instead violated by John's axe.