I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
January 13, 2017
Tom: There are spellbooks here, most of them bound in human skin.
Gavin: (playing a new character) "Excellent work on some of these..."
Hunter: "I'm sorry, but the position of bug-fuck creepy weirdo has already been filled in this party."