I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
January 28, 2017
Tom: One of the creatures is in front of you. It does not look happy.
John: I deal 27 damage to it.
Tom: It will no longer feel happy or sad ever again.