I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
May 16, 2014
Hunter: Your critical miss effect is... (draws card) You teleport to the nearest square to the target.
Tom: Now you can attack it in melee like God intended!