I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
November 14, 2013
Eli: So what did we loot?
Jason: A lot of art and wine.
Hunter: This is a vampire's castle; that's not wine.
Chris: Even the cigars are blood.
Eli: I thought they'd be orphan skin or something.