I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
October 02, 2013
Eric: You see skeletons riding spiders as big as ponies in the back of this web-filled room.
Tom: Wait, as big as ponies with the legs included, or the bodies are as big as ponies?
Eric: The bodies alone.
Hunter: I'm setting this room on fire and bugging the fuck out.