I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
October 02, 2013
Eli: Can I make an Acrobatics check to run across the tops of the dwarves' heads?
Tom: You'd probably need a Diplomacy roll to keep them from biting you as you pass, too.
Hunter: It's like a nightmare. A sea of toothy beards biting at your feet.