I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
March 17, 2014
Bryan: My Initiative is 51.
Amanda: You are made of race car parts!
Dallas: "Can I make some ninja's shoes out of it?"
Bryan: "You are a highly trained ice ninja and the first thought that comes to mind is 'Can I make some metal ninja shoes?' Aren't metal shoes kind of the antithesis of ninjas?"
Chris: "Kick it in the ghost dick!"
February 27, 2014
Hunter: He's a Djinni on the streets, but an Efreeti between the sheets...
Hunter: Guess this is a TPK...
Amanda: No.
Hunter: No?
Ernie: Two of us aren't in the pit and can still leave.
Hunter: Help?
Ernie: Well, I could, but then you wouldn't learn anything.
