Hunter: He's a Djinni on the streets, but an Efreeti between the sheets...

Hunter: Guess this is a TPK...

Amanda: No.

Hunter: No?

Ernie: Two of us aren't in the pit and can still leave.

Hunter: Help?

Ernie: Well, I could, but then you wouldn't learn anything.

Ernie: "Natara, do you use whips?"

Hunter: Not in battle.

Donna: Uhh...

Ernie: Mee-YOW.

Nick: You can't crit an object.

Ernie: But you can crit your pants!

Nick: It's a wand of bull's strength.

Ernie: ::writing:: Wand... of... B.S...

Hunter: You don't need magic for that, just a high Bluff check.

Ernie: "What's his name?  Grignak?  Azzaguk?"

Thomas: "Ass-to-mouth, whatever.  That guy sucks."

Tom: "You saw how we defeated all your enemies practically at once?  I did that simply for money; imagine what I'll do if you don't pay me."

Chris: You just got fisted by a giant robot.

Hunter: The worst part is the cold hands.

Chris: THAT'S the worst part?

Tom: The spiked knuckles would have been my bet.

Chris: You know, actually, the worst part is probably the fact that they don't call afterwards.

::heavyset BBEG floats through the air instead of walking::

Chris: Jesus, he's like the Baron Harkonnen of Dragonborn...

Eric: They're all big automatons.

Chris: So no weapons?

Eric: They have big knife-hands.

Chris: Oh, is that all?

Eric: "I have heard so much about you but I had yet to see you."

Tom: "But I sent you an autographed picture!"

Eric: You return to Lethurna for your reward.

Tom: Isn't that where all the dead wait in line for eons to be judged for their deeds in life?  Can I just ask to get a free pass to the front when I die?

Tom: "Hi-ho Smegma!  Away!"

Hunter: "The funny thing is that means 'Chuckles' in the orc tongue."

Chris: "I'd tell him what it really means in Common but it's too hilarious this way."

Tom: "History, huh?  That's stuff that happened in the past, right?"

Donna: I'm going to Lesser Restorate him.

Nick: I used my hurting die for initiative and it hurt me.

Hunter: You fail to disarm the trap and it explodes.

Amanda: Uh oh.  Who does it hit?

Hunter: Everyone without a lot of hit points.

::Amanda critically fails, cuts off another character's hand; the enemies watch this and ignore her for a round::

Ernie: "Thanks for giving us a hand."