Bryan: I'm going to drive around the legs of the giant as I fire a grappling arrow at his leg.

Chris M: Are you Hoth-ing this giant?

Bryan: I am totally Hoth-ing this giant.

Nick S: Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?  I really hope its a lightsaber...

Jonathen: Are those Jedi pants?  'Cuz your Force is outta this world.

Phil: The stormtroopers fire at Thomas.

Thomas: And they will crit me just like every other group has.

Phil: Only three of them crit you this time!

Thomas: Well, that's one less than last time at least.

Alex: "Quick, behind the blast doors!"

::Jedi PCs tear through the blast doors::

Alex: "Quick!  Behind the next set of blast doors!"

Alex: Ethan, make a Fortitude save.

Ethan: 9.

Alex: You feel rage building inside you as the disease begins to take hold and spread.  You can take some medication to try and slow the disease's progression until you can get a cure or-

Ethan: I cut off my leg.

Phil: "We'll get you a replacement?"

Ethan: "Meh."

Alex: The missile critically hits your ship, dealing 140 points of damage after your armor.

Phil: The ship only has 120, but I can negate the damage with a Piloting check!  ::rolls:: Fail!  Good thing our droid can make a check too!  ::rolls::  Also fail!  Quick, hand me a book!  Only an obscure rule can save us from the cold vacuum of space!

Phil: "Grenade."

Alex: Did your character say grenade or throw one?

Phil: Yes.

Alex: The stormtroopers open fire, hitting everyone except Phil because he has evasion.

Phil:  EVASION!

Alex: Yes, Phil.

Guy: "I don't kill people."

Phil: You just murdered 15 stormtroopers.

Guy: Stormtroopers aren't people.