Bryan: My Initiative is 51.

Amanda: You are made of race car parts!

Dallas: "Can I make some ninja's shoes out of it?"

Bryan: "You are a highly trained ice ninja and the first thought that comes to mind is 'Can I make some metal ninja shoes?'  Aren't metal shoes kind of the antithesis of ninjas?"

Chris: "Kick it in the ghost dick!"

Chris: Kick him in the ghost dick!

Eric: Well that was anticlimactic.  I didn't expect her to die when I shot her.

Chris: It's a bullet, dude.

Eric: I was just prepared for her to be a super voodoo lady.

Chris: Voodoo doesn't make you bulletproof.

Eli [As Dr. Frankenstein]: "Dr. Nash!  I've read your work!"

Chris: "Yeah, I... read about you in English class..."

Amanda: "Ace, where am I?"

Eli: "You are directly underneath the house where most of your friends died."

Amanda: "...I knew that much."

Eli: "Then why did you ask?"

Amanda: All right.  It's basement time.

Eli: It's where she keeps the dungeon.

Amanda: It's a fun-geon!

Amanda: It has to hurt or it won't heal.

Bryan: How many arrows do I have to put in this guy?  He's like a reverse Kerplunk tube; how many stick do I have to put in before the marbles all fall out?

Eli: If you had to guess, it would seem that someone just Captain Kirk'ed you in the back of the head.

Amanda: "I'm going to sneak into your pants real quick."

Chris: "Says the date rapist."

Amanda: "This isn't a date."

Bryan: Oh good.  I dodged the pistols only to be hit by the white-hot doom rifles.

Bryan: "Look, we know you don't actually like kids.  You like the tender, succulent meat ON kids."

Eli: "Cape Boy there got me all riled up but didn't finish the job."

Jerry: "Men."

Bryan: [fighting supervillain called the Mirror] "You should know that Redeemers in the Mirror are more dangerous than they appear!"

[groans around the table]

Jerry: "Seven years of bad jokes..."

Frank: "Is me shooting him calming him down?"

Chris M: "If you find children, leave them where they are, unless they're in danger then remove them from the building and come help us."

Amanda: "But I can only fly if I'm carrying a young child."

Chris M: "That's really... I don't..." Where is that defect in the book?

Bryan: I'm going to drive around the legs of the giant as I fire a grappling arrow at his leg.

Chris M: Are you Hoth-ing this giant?

Bryan: I am totally Hoth-ing this giant.

Chris M: "How many arrows did you put in him?"

Bryan: "How many legs does he have?"