Tom: He's a creepy wizard with magic creepy things working for him, so what. I work for a creepy Dragon with dark elves working for him. This is practically normal.

Jason: I have a PhD in Reincarnate!

Dianne: Not formally. It was a correspondence course.

Hunter: Jason's character has a degree in Applied Theology.

Tom: We've got a druid. Why can't HE convince the donkey to shut up?

Karen: Oh. You changed back into you?

Jason: Yes! I need armor! There are 15 werewolves!

Jason: I'm going to buy baubles and jewelry to help make us look like we're skilled at trade and talk instead of stupid and bad at all people skills.

Karen: That was a lot of work for a result of "you can't do shit."

Hunter: No, Gavin, you cannot have sex with it.

Eric: I don't know if you meant to, but you're really coming off as...

Hunter: Yiddish?

Eric: Yeah, the character's totally coming off as Yiddish.

James: She can't be Jewish. She gave me a PORK sandwich!

Jason: It's like the movie Bio-Dome, except with undead. And geese.

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.

Jason: I translate what the vampires are threatening and tell everyone to back away.

Dianne: I move in and Channel positive energy.

Hunter:  "Good" is a meaningless syllable to you people...

::Jason's animal companion Crist and kills an enemy, while Jason's character can't even manage to damage one::

Hunter: How do your cohorts always end up so much more awesome than your actual characters?

Tom: It's not a hearse, just a van for transporting dead bodies.

Jason: Elk don't HAVE morals! They're elk!

Tom: On a scale of 1-47, how enraged is your character?

John: All of it.

Tom: "So I am to challenge you for Fenrir's favor?"

Gavin: "No."

Tom: "No?"

Gavin: "You're not a challenge."

Tom: "You have all that gold; can I get some?"

Hunter: "Did you kill the Dragon guarding it?"

Tom: "No?"

Hunter: "Then you already know the answer."