Hunter: You round the stable to find Nael with some villagers, apparently escaping from the building.

Tom: "These are my peasants! Get your own!"

Patrick: We just witnessed a Half-orc Barbarian beat a High Elf Wizard at chess. The Demon Lords are truly rising.

Patrick: Fire Elementals can't melt steel beams!

Eli: The Rise of Tiamat was an inside job! Don't you know wizards can track your sending stone?!

Karen: My Initiative is 4...

Jason: That's twice your previous initiative!

Karen: Thank you...

Jason: I don't need any healing.  Apparently I can't be hit.

Patrick: I can't be hit if I have something to hide behind...

Tom: And I can't be hit if I'm on the other side of the planet.  So what?

Ernie: <playing character with a low Intelligence> "I don't think that's what it says."

Chris: "Yes, but you're next to illiterate. Let me read things."

Ernie: "Your MOM is illiterate!"

Chris: "We're siblings.  We have the same mother. If my mom is illiterate, your mom is illiterate."

Ernie: "No, YOUR mother is illiterate!"

Chris: "::sigh::"

Patrick: I'm going to shoot at the horse.

Hunter: Why not the soldiers riding the horses?

Patrick: I don't want to attract their attention!

Tom: Yes, because they'll just ignore you trying to shoot their mounts out from under them.