Dallas: "Can I make some ninja's shoes out of it?"

Bryan: "You are a highly trained ice ninja and the first thought that comes to mind is 'Can I make some metal ninja shoes?'  Aren't metal shoes kind of the antithesis of ninjas?"

Chris: "Kick it in the ghost dick!"

Hunter: He's a Djinni on the streets, but an Efreeti between the sheets...

Hunter: Guess this is a TPK...

Amanda: No.

Hunter: No?

Ernie: Two of us aren't in the pit and can still leave.

Hunter: Help?

Ernie: Well, I could, but then you wouldn't learn anything.

Ernie: "Natara, do you use whips?"

Hunter: Not in battle.

Donna: Uhh...

Ernie: Mee-YOW.

Nick: You can't crit an object.

Ernie: But you can crit your pants!

Nick: It's a wand of bull's strength.

Ernie: ::writing:: Wand... of... B.S...

Hunter: You don't need magic for that, just a high Bluff check.