Amanda: All right.  It's basement time.

Eli: It's where she keeps the dungeon.

Amanda: It's a fun-geon!

Amanda: It has to hurt or it won't heal.

Bryan: How many arrows do I have to put in this guy?  He's like a reverse Kerplunk tube; how many stick do I have to put in before the marbles all fall out?

Eric: "Be wary, travelers.  The souls of the Dead take this path to Lethurna, and predators have thus taken up residence along it."

Eli: "Don't they have to put signs up and go door to door to let people know?"

Chris: "Wrong type of predator, Fletcher..."

Eric: "There's a secret way, but you won't like it."

Tom: "Oh gods..."

Eric: "You'll have to go through the Shadowfell."

Tom: "Oh, good!  I thought sewers were going to be involved!"

Tom: "I'm buying a horse, because I can ride it and then when I get tired of it I can eat it."

Tom: One of these days I'm going to use that portal to find a universe with competent guards.