Tom: "Ram one of your drones into an exhaust vent!"

Eric: "I'm not sacrificing a 15,000 nuyen drone for this!"

Tom: "Where's your dedication to the run?"

Karen: "Where's his dedication? You were the one whining about having to waste an arrow!"

Eric: I'm going to roll to figure out where the chopper's vital systems are.

Tom: That's easy: Under the armor plating.

Frank: I'd comment on damaging the Johnson's package, but I don't think it would be taken so well...

Eric: "We could blow the sewers to block egress, but I don't want to damage the product."

Tom: "All of that just sounds wrong."

Eric: "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Tom: "Why not?  It says 'Soylent Yellow' on the side of the tub!"

John: You can go astral, but that leaves your body comatose.

Tom: We'll just shove her unconscious body in the windowless van.

Hunter: Because THAT didn't sound creepy at ALL...

John: They let everyone go but you.

Charlie: Because I was honest.

John: Because you're under arrest!

John: "Are you an investigator?"

Charlie: "Yes."

John: "What company do you work for?  Show me your license."

Charlie: "No."

John: "Why?"

Charlie: "I don't have one."

John: "Uh-huh."

John: "Are you willing to undergo some more thorough interrogation techniques?"

Karen: "I'm not up to being mind-raped by a weird machine, if that's what you're asking."

John: This ork is not long for this world.

Dianne: He has a red shirt, doesn't he?

John: After bleeding so much, yes.

Jason: Phil's bound spirits are taking the form of Eva 01 and 02.

Phil: "Everything is going according to plan..."

Alex: What's the round time in this game?

Phil: 3 seconds.

Alex: I need a calculator.  Okay, I use a levitate spell to launch the Troll Adept at the dragon at a speed of Mach 3.

Thomas: TROLL CANNON FIRE!

Phil: The security guard pulls out a rocket launcher, levels it at the troll, and fires.  To your surprise, it detonates just before it hits and is revealed to carry super-high-density foam that slams into you, dealing 20 boxes of stun damage.  Roll Body to resist.

Thomas: I take nothing.

Phil: That should have wiped you out!

Thomas: And it would have if I hadn't maxed my Body stat out.