Eli: Rick is going to drunkenly ride a brahmin.  "I have a steed!  His name is Bill!"

Chris M: "If he's a dude, why does Bill have tits?"

Eli: "I have a steed!  HER name is Bill!"

Eric: You shoot him in the dick again and he dies.

Eric: I need you to make a Vigor roll to avoid catching fire.

Chris M: This could end up awesome since Frank's carrying all the explosives.

::one failed vigor roll later::

Chris M: You can just tell us we're dead.  You don't have to do the math.

Eric: ::rolls handfuls of dice over and over:: Yes I do.

Jason: "I'm sorry ma'am.  We're from the future and we have to kill you to save reality."

Luke: I'm going to slap him on the ass and give him a thumbs up as I skip away, because no one suspects a gay spy.

Hunter: You don't have to be flamboyant to be gay.

Luke: Right.  You can be a bear.

Chris: "We've all done interesting things."

Jason: "I murdered the universe."

Phil: "And now we're going to undo the one cool thing you did."

Eric: To be fair, it was Leroy that landed the killing blow.

Hunter: Jason started it!

Hunter: "Of course I'd like to save all of existence.  It's where I keep my stuff."

Hunter: "I think this means you owe Petrov some respect, Rick, because if this Guardian of Eternity thing is correct he murdered all of Time."

Chris M: "That IS pretty impressive."

Phil: "He didn't do it alone!"

Eli: "What the hell's a Canada?"

Hunter: "Canada use to be America's hat."

Eli: "No, Abe Lincoln was America's hat."

Chris M: "If you can control time and space, how can there be more pressing matters?"

Eric: "I was being facetious, you ass."

Eric: "I am a being of thought and energy.  I do not have a mother."

Chris M: "Not after what I did to her!"

Eli: "Who carries a briefcase around?"

Eric: "I dunno! Businessmen!"

Luke: "Who carries a briefcase in Old Town?"

Eric: "Somebody who wants to get robbed."

Phil: He doesn't look like someone addicted to drugs, but then you turn around and he's injecting cocaine directly into his eyeballs.

Jason: I'm going to roll to not be Shaken anymore.

Eli: Like a baby.

Jason: You can't unshake a baby.

Frank: "We love you Petrov, you magnificent bastard."

Eli: "No we don't."

Frank: "I love you."

Eli: "No."

Frank: "We hate you Petrov.  You make me vomit!"

Eli: "Took it a little far there."

Eli: "I haven't been to Reno since that time with Elvis."

Chris M: "Elvis has been dead for over 200 years."

Phil: (playing an alien) "Elvis is FINE. We've been treating him FINE."

Eric: You shake her.

Eli: Like a baby!

Thomas: I was going to say like a Polaroid picture.

Chris M: Babies are more fun.

Eric: The robed ones are all in a corner where Leroy threw them during the battle.

Hunter: "I put them in time out!"

Eli: I don't like how calm Eric is about this combat.

Hunter: I don't know about you guys, but I'll be fine.  Nobody eats Deathclaw.

Eli: "I'm from Vault 9."

Eric: "Never heard of it."

Eli: "Yeah, it's pretty underground."