Hunter: "You're responsible for me being what I am!"

Eli: "I'm not your daddy, you weird, huge-headed baby."

Hunter: "You pushed my mother into a vat of chemicals while you were chasing some common hoodlum!"

Eli: "That's her fault for being pregnant on a catwalk in a CHEMICAL FACTORY."

Hunter: "I'll never have a normal life thanks to you!"

Eli: "I could punch you in the soft spot; then you'd only have to worry about having a huge head instead of that AND super-intelligence."