Hunter: "We need to kill the hags in the swamp before they betray us."

Dianne: "But we gave our word we'd look for that thing if they agreed to leave the village alone for a while.

Hunter: "They're hags! They'll betray us the second an opportunity presents itself!"

Dianne: "But we gave our word!"

Hunter: "To HAGS!!"

Jason: Sorry I'm late. There wasn't any more hag-fucking, was there?

Hunter: No, thank God...

Hunter: And  is why you kill hags, not fuck them!

Tom: Let me get this straight. The wizard is going to seduce the hag?

Gavin: I'm helping.

Tom: You're making this a threesome?!

Gavin: Well, I'm turning into a wolf...

Hunter: How does adding bestiality to an already disgusting situation constitute HELPING?!

Finn: "Since no one else is asking the obvious, I will."

Tom: "Ask me what?"

Finn: (aside) What am I supposed to be asking again?

Tom: "My lieutenant will stay here. I will attend the feast."

Gavin: "Well you age to leave your weapons here to avoid violence?"

Hunter: Everyone's checking their weapons at the entrance! Why would he leave them here, miles away?

Tom: Do you want to impress them or just feed them at this feast?

Hunter: Why bother impressing them? We're just going to kill them and take their stuff later.