Eli: I hate the term "Grammar Nazi".  Why would you ever call yourself a Nazi?

Jason: Would you prefer "Grammar Asshole"?

Tom: No.  That sounds like Elder Porn.

Eli: "How do you know how to kill someone with a bagel?"

Tom: "My father was an orc chef-tain."

Eli: With my powers, my punches are like a rave!

Jeffrey: "Fletcher!  It's 2 A.M.!  Turn off your fists!"

Amanda: I'm having my elemental attack.  His name's Air-Bro.

Ernie: No, he should be Earth-Bro because it's ironic.

Hunter: So he's a Geo-Dude?

Ernie: "Join our clan!  We wear white hoods to identify ourselves."

Nick: "Okay."

All: ...

Nick: What?  I have family from Alabama.

Tom: Is Fletcher down below?

Hunter: No, he's abovedecks, right next to the big monster.

Tom: Oh.  Then that one's dead.  What else is there?

Hunter: Jason's flaming horse is in the brig.

Eric: Do you want to go to jail, horse?  Neigh!