February 27, 2014

Ernie: "What's his name?  Grignak?  Azzaguk?"

Thomas: "Ass-to-mouth, whatever.  That guy sucks."
Tom: "You saw how we defeated all your enemies practically at once?  I did that simply for money; imagine what I'll do if you don't pay me."
Chris: You just got fisted by a giant robot.

Hunter: The worst part is the cold hands.

Chris: THAT'S the worst part?

Tom: The spiked knuckles would have been my bet.

Chris: You know, actually, the worst part is probably the fact that they don't call afterwards.
::heavyset BBEG floats through the air instead of walking::

Chris: Jesus, he's like the Baron Harkonnen of Dragonborn...
Eric: They're all big automatons.

Chris: So no weapons?

Eric: They have big knife-hands.

Chris: Oh, is that all?
Eric: "I have heard so much about you but I had yet to see you."

Tom: "But I sent you an autographed picture!"
Eric: You return to Lethurna for your reward.

Tom: Isn't that where all the dead wait in line for eons to be judged for their deeds in life?  Can I just ask to get a free pass to the front when I die?