Ernie: "What's his name? Grignak? Azzaguk?"
Thomas: "Ass-to-mouth, whatever. That guy sucks."
I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
February 27, 2014
Tom: "You saw how we defeated all your enemies practically at once? I did that simply for money; imagine what I'll do if you don't pay me."
Chris: You just got fisted by a giant robot.
Hunter: The worst part is the cold hands.
Chris: THAT'S the worst part?
Tom: The spiked knuckles would have been my bet.
Chris: You know, actually, the worst part is probably the fact that they don't call afterwards.
Hunter: The worst part is the cold hands.
Chris: THAT'S the worst part?
Tom: The spiked knuckles would have been my bet.
Chris: You know, actually, the worst part is probably the fact that they don't call afterwards.
::heavyset BBEG floats through the air instead of walking::
Chris: Jesus, he's like the Baron Harkonnen of Dragonborn...
Chris: Jesus, he's like the Baron Harkonnen of Dragonborn...
Eric: They're all big automatons.
Chris: So no weapons?
Eric: They have big knife-hands.
Chris: Oh, is that all?
Chris: So no weapons?
Eric: They have big knife-hands.
Chris: Oh, is that all?
Eric: "I have heard so much about you but I had yet to see you."
Tom: "But I sent you an autographed picture!"
Tom: "But I sent you an autographed picture!"
Eric: You return to Lethurna for your reward.
Tom: Isn't that where all the dead wait in line for eons to be judged for their deeds in life? Can I just ask to get a free pass to the front when I die?
Tom: Isn't that where all the dead wait in line for eons to be judged for their deeds in life? Can I just ask to get a free pass to the front when I die?
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