Tom: "Hi-ho Smegma!  Away!"

Hunter: "The funny thing is that means 'Chuckles' in the orc tongue."

Chris: "I'd tell him what it really means in Common but it's too hilarious this way."

Tom: "History, huh?  That's stuff that happened in the past, right?"

Donna: I'm going to Lesser Restorate him.

Nick: I used my hurting die for initiative and it hurt me.

Hunter: You fail to disarm the trap and it explodes.

Amanda: Uh oh.  Who does it hit?

Hunter: Everyone without a lot of hit points.

::Amanda critically fails, cuts off another character's hand; the enemies watch this and ignore her for a round::

Ernie: "Thanks for giving us a hand."

Sorry about the lack of posts

Between the holidays interrupting games and draining me of energy, I haven't really been able to keep things updating.  Sorry about that, and I will have a bunch for you after the New Year.