Tom: He's a creepy wizard with magic creepy things working for him, so what. I work for a creepy Dragon with dark elves working for him. This is practically normal.

Jason: I have a PhD in Reincarnate!

Dianne: Not formally. It was a correspondence course.

Hunter: Jason's character has a degree in Applied Theology.

Hunter: His mind is completely destroyed. Only powerful magic like Wish, Miracle, or Greater Restoration can bring it back.

Jason: can we kill him and bring him back?

Hunter: Theoretically that would work.

Jason: Well, it would be better for our reputation if we don't kill him. Oh wait, Greater Restoration costs 5000 gold. It's cheaper to kill him and cast Reincarnate.

Tom: What's the name of your intelligent dagger?

John: "Death's Caress."

 Tom: We have the most horrible equipment.

Hunter: Cloakers drop from the trees and envelop one of the Comte's footmen, killing him.

Tom: Did I like him?

Hunter: Probably not, knowing your character.

Tom: We've got a druid. Why can't HE convince the donkey to shut up?

Dianne: "Do you feel any different with the collar on?"

Tom: "It says it's magic."

Dianne: "Can you take it off?"

Tom: "Any time I want."

Dianne: "How about now?"

Tom: "... I don't want to."

Hunter: A voice in your head tells you to put the collar on.

Tom: Okay. I'll start to put the collar on. "This thing is telepathic or something."

John: "Do you always listen to voices in your head?"

Karen: "He's got a bag of crazy cats instead of a brain. How could this be any worse than his other ideas?"

Karen: Oh. You changed back into you?

Jason: Yes! I need armor! There are 15 werewolves!

Jason: I'm going to buy baubles and jewelry to help make us look like we're skilled at trade and talk instead of stupid and bad at all people skills.

Karen: That was a lot of work for a result of "you can't do shit."

Hunter: No, Gavin, you cannot have sex with it.

Hunter: Neither of you notice anything until a raspy voice whispers menacingly in Orthar's ear: "What are you doing here?"

Tom: "Uh... Keeping watch?"

Jason: I'm going to re-consecrate this temple to the most obscure good I can think of.

Tom: Dedicate it to a swamp good.

Hunter: Do you even HAVE the consecrate spell on your spell list?

Jason: I don't need the consecrate spell to change the iconography.

Eric: I don't know if you meant to, but you're really coming off as...

Hunter: Yiddish?

Eric: Yeah, the character's totally coming off as Yiddish.

James: She can't be Jewish. She gave me a PORK sandwich!

Eric: You can tell it's a space bodega. Just look: it's got a bodega cat-monkey.

Ryan: "Whatcha need?"

Eric: "We're here on business."

Hunter: "We seek to find a gang and crush them before grilling them for information."

James: "And maybe a pork sandwich?"

Jason: It's like the movie Bio-Dome, except with undead. And geese.

Karen: So what happens to the thirteen girls this guy had turned into trees?

Hunter: Nine, now.

Karen: Oh yeah, my fireball...

::Talking about a regenerating villain::

Tom: Why don't we just pay a peasant to hit him with a stick every time he wakes up? It could become an ancestral hereditary job for some family.