Hunter: I dismiss my Evard's Black Tentacles.
John: I charge the elf.
Tom: The elf ceases to be violated by tentacles and is instead violated by John's axe.
I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
February 23, 2017
Tom: The seneschal tells you "If you need anything, hit this statue with the tiny mallet to summon me," then leaves.
Karen: I'm going to hit it to see what it does.
Tom: First it begins screaming, then turns into a gnome who cries "I will fetch him!" and runs off.
Karen: Cool! I guess I should think of something to ask for when he gets back.
Karen: I'm going to hit it to see what it does.
Tom: First it begins screaming, then turns into a gnome who cries "I will fetch him!" and runs off.
Karen: Cool! I guess I should think of something to ask for when he gets back.
February 11, 2017
Tom: "Don't go down the left path. That's Bobmagog, not Gogmagog."
February 08, 2017
Dianne: What mojo is this dwarf chick laying down that she gets away with murdering every suitor who tries to marry her?!
Hunter: She walks around topless with gems braided in her nipple hair.
Karen: Jesus, dude...
Hunter: You're right. That's an unrealistic expectation of beauty and we shouldn't glorify it.
Hunter: She walks around topless with gems braided in her nipple hair.
Karen: Jesus, dude...
Hunter: You're right. That's an unrealistic expectation of beauty and we shouldn't glorify it.
Tom: "Being me his head after the ceremony and I'll pay you it's weight in gold."
Gavin: I cast "Enlarge" on the head...
Gavin: I cast "Enlarge" on the head...
Tom: (moving enemies on the grid) These two don't like Jay, this one doesn't like Karen, and this one doesn't like Dianne.
John: And none of them like vegetables.
John: And none of them like vegetables.
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