Hunter: Luke, as you hurry to catch up with your friends you come across a wagon full of goods in the middle of nowhere, pulled off to the side of the road. As you approach, a merchant appears out of the bushes, obviously tending to a call of nature.
Luke: I kill him and steal the wagon.
Hunter: Out of curiosity, what are you going to tell your friends?
Luke: The truth.
Hunter: That you killed a merchant and stole his goods?
Luke: No, that I found this wagon in the middle of nowhere.
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