I, like many people of the Geek and Nerd persuasion, play tabletop roleplaying games. We are a strange bunch, and the things we say during these sessions are strong evidence to that fact. What most people don't know is that we also tend to be hilarious.
June 29, 2016
Hunter: You round the stable to find Nael with some villagers, apparently escaping from the building.
Tom: "These are my peasants! Get your own!"
Patrick: We just witnessed a Half-orc Barbarian beat a High Elf Wizard at chess. The Demon Lords are truly rising.
Patrick: Fire Elementals can't melt steel beams!
Eli: The Rise of Tiamat was an inside job! Don't you know wizards can track your sending stone?!
June 14, 2016
Karen: My Initiative is 4...
Jason: That's twice your previous initiative!
Karen: Thank you...
June 03, 2016
Jason: I don't need any healing. Apparently I can't be hit.
Patrick: I can't be hit if I have something to hide behind...
Tom: And I can't be hit if I'm on the other side of the planet. So what?
